Credit where credit's due. The Victoria Police's press release has my favorite headline for the cockfighting story (so far). Innuendo doesn't get any more awkward (or painful).
The Age have gone with the painful sounding, City raid busts cockfighting ring (see your doctor if pain persists), and The Herald Sun have gone with the adventurous, Police raid a suspected cock-fighting ring.
But I know some of you could do better.
The best readers' headline given in the comments gets a prize.